May 6, 2014
While Snow White has been out looking for her Prince, her seven companions had other thoughts on their minds. Being Miners, as the story goes, these happy fellows are happy no longer. These days with the influx of fake jewels like Cubic Zarconia, Chocolate Diamonds, Hematite, Oil Pearls and Swiss Lapis,the market no longer needs real Diamonds, Rubies or Opals.
These guys are out of work.
Broke.
Desperate.
These guys have a plan...
Dopey - aka Brilliant Bill |
Grumpy aka Mo Rose |
Bashful aka Skullcap Stu |
Sneezy aka Vic Vicodin |
Doc aka Luna Tick |
Happy aka Angry Twerp |
Sleepy aka Coma Toast ------------------------------------- |
Brilliant Bill (Dopey) hatched a plan for the gang to rob a few banks in the town of Lets Get Real and live happily ever after. I'm quite sure all his pistons were misfiring with this idea.
Brilliant Bill chose two banks a few blocks from each other which Coma Toast (Sleepy) cased a few days prior. Luna Tick (Doc) created the Identity Shield Masks.Hidden talents among the meds I see. Angry Twerp (Happy) volunteered to hot wire a getaway car or two.
Skullcap Stu (Bashful), Ma Rose (Grumpy) and Vic Vicodin (Sneezy) worked out the getaway route, opened a dummy bank account in Yew Stoopid, Idahoe and cancelled cable.
Leaving all their belongings behind jotting a quick note to Snow not to wait up (ever) for them, they put their plan into action. Hell in a Handbag was waiting for them outside the front door.
Brilliant Bill chose two banks a few blocks from each other which Coma Toast (Sleepy) cased a few days prior. Luna Tick (Doc) created the Identity Shield Masks.Hidden talents among the meds I see. Angry Twerp (Happy) volunteered to hot wire a getaway car or two.
Skullcap Stu (Bashful), Ma Rose (Grumpy) and Vic Vicodin (Sneezy) worked out the getaway route, opened a dummy bank account in Yew Stoopid, Idahoe and cancelled cable.
Leaving all their belongings behind jotting a quick note to Snow not to wait up (ever) for them, they put their plan into action. Hell in a Handbag was waiting for them outside the front door.
What they didn't know was
duh - duh - duh.. Their brains were located in their cute little booties and
their heads were hollow - hollow - hollow.
Days became weeks.
Weeks became months.
Snow is still searching for her Prince.
There's a constant tickle where their hair used to be and for the cost of a good hairbrush they couldn't figure out why they all had such a hankering for potash and nitrogen.
Succulents.
They had become hosts to Succulents.
A thousand times better than being in the heat for the rest of their lives I would say.
Skullcap Stu spoke these words, breaking his vow of silence:
Suck it up Baby
Prison Zombies we could have been maybe.
Wood we once were, and rubber, that too
We'll outlast any vinyl house straight down to the root.
Be glad we are together
to spend our lives as an ex-con
Though one thing bothers me through it all,
Did we leave the coffee pot on?